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great-and-small:

vetmedirl:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree.

This is so cool!!!

Chickens are so underrated, I love them

The person in the video calling them idiots is silly, the sound they (the person) made is nearly identical to the very specific call chickens use when spotting an aerial predator in pursuit. The immediate reaction to the “hawk!” call is, of course, to seek cover. Being that alert and that reactive to that sound is what keeps them alive (and why having cover is so, so important for poultry.)

That said, I did have a beloved hen who, when annoyed because there were too many other birds around the feeder/waterer for her to shove through, learned to make her “hawk!” call, which would send them all scurrying for cover and she could eat and drink in peace.

huzgoi:

conquerorwurm:

garbage-empress:

Americans be eating Beesed Churger

This comment haunts me and is constantly running through my mind on a loop

one time i was playing hangman in class and it was my turn to choose a word, and the category was food. i chose beesechurger as my word bc its funny and i didnt expect people to guess it easily, yet somehow this kid guessed it when there was only a B and a C in the blanks

Just saw this on fb

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sketiana:

googles gonna come out with gO2gle, fresh oxygen tanks at the price of 34 dollars per half a liter, and pay for memes to be made about it like airpods were, and then the rich kids will buy them and it will be spread around by buzzfeed listicles and vice articles as all tumors tend to be lately, and then no one will care about air being polluted coz ‘oh you have tar lungs? broke ass bitch cant even buy air lmfao’ and it will become normal and it will make so much Goddamn money and we will all die probably breathing in nestles fumes who the fuck keeps buying nestle products anyways. thats what i think will happen soon

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